reality

i wanna learn driving badly.
and to own a car.
zip around town

man how’s the test gonna be like?
why put myself through another test if i can choose not to
aiyo
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

dilemma ):
coe’s rising, last time i heard.
petrol too.
my uncle said the cost of owning a car in s’pore is about 700bucks a month because of petrol, coe, tax, insurance, parking, maintence etc etc
and how am i going to pay the instalments for the car?

in bali, there is free parking almost everywhere.

this is horrible.
ah inflation.

heartandearth

what light shone through
rays of love that used to be you
now dust unto which you’ve return
here is where you are remembered
here is where you are missed.

things of the past they come a knocking
and them of which we say goodbye, of them, yet we say forever.

shesays

hm: ‘life is precious because of death.’

boo

good men die early.

allabouthern

Layer 1: On the outside

Name: Tan Yi Hern
DOB: 24th May 1989
Current status: Single
Eye colour: Black,i think
Hair colour: Black,sort of

Layer 2: The spirit within

My heritage: Chinese
My fears: Lizards
My weaknesses: overly confidently sometimes and ’shoot’ people too much hee. soft hearted?

Layer 3: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow

My first thought upon waking up: shit, morning already?
My bedtime thoughts: go to sleep hern u need to sleep. gooooo to sleep. (i.e hypnotizing myself )

Layer 4: My pick

Pepsi Or Coke: Both, though more of pepsi now
Single or group dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: Nike
Vanilla or Chocolate: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee. or coffee bean’s black forest

Layer 5: Do you…?

Smoke: No
Curse: more and more
Have a crush: sorta
Go to school: no i sit at home and rot everyday
Believe in yourself: i think…..
Think you’re a health freak: does not eating chicken skin count?

Layer 6: In the past

Drink alcohol: heh heh
Gone to the mall: DUH
Dyed your hair: Yep

Layer 7: Have you ever…?

Played a stripping game: No
Change who you were to fit in: yes, doesnt everybody? well, i believe everyone does, to an extent.

Layer 8: Are you hoping to

Get married: No, im planning to make a celibacy vow like a nun and miss out on sex and a lifetime partner. duh.

Layer 9: In a partner

Best eye colour: does it matter?
Best hair colour: not too bright? like green or purple
Long or short hair: short

Layer 10: What were you doing?

A minute ago: Doing this thing,.what? you think i type so fast?
An hour ago: watching simpsons
A month ago: i cant even remember last week.

Layer 12: Tag 5 associates

suxian
huimin
alicia
alfred
shaun

thesearetheirlifestories

if ever a tourist wants to know how Singaporeans live, bring him to a ride on our mass rapid transit.
our train rides are interesting.
some tug at heartstrings, some irritating and some, downright hilarious.

from inimical old men (i.e siaosiao vulgarities spewing guy in prev post) to powdered up high heeled working women/men, to the disabled and to the blasting music nothing to do but irritate people people, and to the innocent children (they are never innocent okay) and tired poor students,

all walks of life, different living classes and interesting smells.
every face, no matter how foreign, tells a story.

irockido

xeun: ‘hern rocks your socks waa my socks like rocks ah.’ in PCK accent.
she pronounced raymond as luemond
and she went luemond ah luemond~

ilovewords

a mountain out of a moleskin.
an erm pumpkin seed out of a mustard seed.
its amazing, the power and influence of words.
i think we’ve all witness that.

it makes or breaks.
rife or life.

reallivepokemon

this is fucking stupid and funny can

entertainmentontrain

was on the train with liwen and suxian.
there was this old man, who keep scolding profanities.
like cb, pua cb, f chicken backside, lj, all sorts.
and he used his 70s phone, which wasnt working which lw said, to call goodness knows who and told them that there were prostitutes on the train and asked them to catch the prostitutes.
freaking funny.

he went on scolding for almost the whole ride from yck to je.
talked about jack neo also haha
then a whole bunch of shatec students came into the train and were talking.
he went over and said ‘children, can you behave yourselves.’
and this ah beng shouted over and told them to ignore the guy cos he’s siao.

and the old man started shouting ass loudly at the beng.
damn loud sia.
what a voice for an old man.
he then took out his funky 70s phone and called e police, i think.
he was like director please.
yea right the director will answer calls.

and at je he complained to the control station.
madness sia.

it was so entertaining that i set aside my ipod to listen to him scold vulgarities and people.
haha
i hope i see him everyday
ha