toilet saga

okay, so i returned home all tired and in a bad mood.
wanted to remove make up and so went to my mom’s bathroom to get cotton wool.
opened the drawer and a huge fucking disgusting cockroach flew out.
not just those crawl on the floor bloody cockroach, but those that fly.
scared the shit out of me, so sudden and all.

so i scooped it into the shower with a pail and sprayed it with water like no tomorrow.
seeing it running around was quite satisfying actually heeee
i am so sadistic.

then that smart aleck went underneath a tube, so spray more water.
thought it was dead, and it was stuck underneath.
didnt want it to decompose and smell, so i dug it out with scissors.
still alive can.

scooped it into a pail and filled it with water.
it can swim!!
like that also never die man.

a bathroom cleaner caught my eye, so i sprayed it with the cleaner heeee.
and it died!
muah hahaha
saga dies down when i flush it down the toilet, smug.

i am so brave.
and cruel.

remember me

i like to imagine. (not another word for daydreaming)
envisioning myself giving speeches, presentations before i give one.
having some soaring career and smashing condo with hubby n kids in toll.
make life changing huge decisions daily.
somehow i find it easier to achieve whatever that you’ve envisioned.

and these goals, they are etched to my mind.
they are the future that i wish to hold, together with the present im living, and the past that i relive.
these memories that i hold, and more to come, i want to remember them all.
every moment worth reliving, everything that i cherished.
i wanna remember little details, the breeze of the wind against my hair and the rays of the sun beating down on my face, yes, all of them.
i want to hold them close to my heart.
this is my past.

i do not know if i can really be who i imagined.
i may be someone great, or a nobody.
but as long as i can, i’ll imagine, i’ll create my future for myself.
all things unknown, all things worth discovering.
this is my future.

i am living in the present.
i will continue to hold fast to my past and to my dreams, until the wind dies down, the diminutively rays ebbing away, until i turn my face, old and wrinkly, with creaking joints and think, until i can remember no more.

today and every feburary29th

i think everyone should catch the leap years.
starring Wong Lilin n Ananda Everingham, the guy from shutter.
god, he’s hot.
great eye candy haha
its worth the ticket cost, the movie.
a singapore movie worth watching
wow haha

strangely, the top three of my movie picks are romance and are the ones that have managed to make me cry.
ohh hopeless romantic.

‘The Leap Years’ is witty, with nice quotes and jodi picoult’s style of narrating (at least thats what i think)
and the story line’s simple, yet terribly touching and tear jerking.
i think really, go catch it!

snippets

i couldnt resist posting this up hahahaha

please call me pop star hern! haaha

this looks like an ad for dumplings! hee

im a good worker too!
oh no shameless promoting haha

huge strawberries.

i think xiamen’s worth the trip!
but im quite lazy to upload though im a good worker hahaha

random

ohmytian
i am totally wasting my life away.
im just facing the com all day
kinda a waste of holidays huh. ):

xeun’s really hilarious and blur these two days.
lots of moments worth replaying haha
super blur leh
hahahaha
its like when u replay them in your head, you’ll just burst out laughing
haha

oh yea, i blogged about wanting to get a tan and slimming down?
ehh not gonna happen i think ha

oh! and anyone up for shopping???
but cannot complain one okay!
cos i’ll just shop and shop and shop and shop.
and shop.
yea, you get the idea.

notmyday

pics are up at xeun’s blog!

whatever that could go wrong, went wrong yesterday ):
dentist told me i need a root canal transplant ie removing my nerves of a tooth then putting something funky in
gonna do it today
she was cleaning up the tooth yesterday
fricking pain
and it’s gonna cost a bloody thousand
for one tooth.

and there were no keys, i jammed my fingers on a umbrella (how the hell thats gonna happen) and i nearly got into a accident

bah.

touchdown

im back!
xiamen’s really not what i expected haha
its all high rise buildings that looks like condos, really cool
and our host’s very warm, paid for everything and bought us SUPER LOT of stuff
we have erm like checked in six, and hand carried five, excluding alcohol

the people there love tea.
understatement.
she got us a tea set, with a lot of types of tea.
we had like seafood at restaurants at every meal
yes, every fucking single meal.
first time im scared of seafood!
haha yea, its that bad.
cholesterol!!
but nice la, all alive stuff, but sometimes got the funky weird stuff
worms and shell thingy that looks like aliens.
they taste funky and weird too.
and you’ve gotta nod and say its nice, and smile.
and smile.
and they order it for your next meal.

eeeh not much shopping ):
wuyishan’s freaking cold, got smoke, so cool hahah
but i dont really like WYS, cos all you eat is shrooms, veg and what people hunt.
its like a village of sorts
we sat in this bamboo raft thingy, and it rained.
freezed my ass off
and all we did in WYS was to climb mountains.
fucking sian.
s’pore’s really warm now, and i got the flu when i touched down ):
so sick now ): ):
kinda sucks.

i had a nosebleed in xiamen too!!
haha quite cool, cos i havent had one in ages.
masochistic huh

their kfc’s got really good egg tarts!
we got two dozens back hee

anyway, mostly what we did in xiamen was eat ha
from our own steamboat, to restaurant steamboat, small snacks and all
of the 11, 5’s food i think

time flies really really fast
hmmm xiamen’s really really nice
i wanna go back again!

chai na!

another five hours till the board the plane to chai na! (china)
its a four hour ride, i heard.
was kinda hoping it’ll be longer haha cos i like plane rides.
i’ll be away for a week, and i dont think im bringing my phone along

i can already like envision how’s its gonna be like
like porceline stuff and temple-ish olden days buildings, just that the people there own hps n all
and the people. ohmytian.
i hope i dont have to eat weird animals or insects, stuff like that.
or meet any irritating people or horrible toilets.
fingers crossed!

eeeeerm see you when i see you then!
okay i cant spell porceline and i think im gonna tahan my pee till my bladder explodes in china.